Yup And Under de Chumbawamba

Yuppies, I've been taught,
Are keen on sport
Two slices wholemeal loaf
Into towelette jogging suit
Once round the park
Quick game of squash
Staving off a heart attack
With F-Plan diet and Filofax
In a world where
Participation can be bought
Yuppies, I've been taught
Are keen on sport