"you have heard of the yeti? the ubanamanamanala snowman? that is of course not an animal or a prehuman being, that is originally one of the shamans gods, the real name is Banjhakri, that means the shaman of the forest... so therefore nobody will ever find the yeti in nature, because you have to go in trance and then you'll find the Yeti easily..."
"uhm, the Banjhakri uhm, the (...) man or the, the (...) shaman, the forest shaman, he wears a skin of, uhm... d-d-d-deer (jibberish) the symbol of this mushroom!"
"the yeti loves to drink shnaps too, so he's like a real shaman... he, uhm, uh, if you want to contact him, you have to put some alcoholic offerings in front of the forest."
"he has one dreadlock, that's in honour of Shiva... i ask 'then why don't you have dreadlocks all over?' he said 'because, you know i'm, uh... pupupupu ap tepepep un nenenenn umndibdibdib dsedsedse de ann ktsingngngng to have dreadlocks all over'..."

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