Pharmacist's Daughter de Nofx

Give her a call for Demorol and amal nitrate
I tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out late

I'm in love with the Pharmacist's daughter
She's got my love, I get her drugs

Wakin up in the afternoon can't wait to see her
Bringin in some colonopin, I'm huffin Ether
She's the one for me, whthout personality
I still want to see her everyday

We got a date and I can't wait to see my baby
If i wine her and dine her she just might sedate me
She's so beautiful she keeps my perscriptions full
She's got my love and I get her drugs

Looks like I've gone and bought the Farmacy