Punk Rock High de Randy

I went to punk rock high and the school of rock.
I got an electric guitar to compensate my small cock.
I got a high squeaky voice like a mouse in a can.
That's the way that i am.

I wore baggy clothes i was overweight.
Now i'm a blue fox punk because i watched what i ate.
Now i wear bondage pants just because i can.
That's the wau that i am.

I was a popular guy at punk rock high.
At the school of rock i was cooler than the jocks.
The regular classes was nothing for me
But at gas stations across europe i got a degree.

The boys and me got some history. we're a mystery.
We're still getting it on, writing our songs.
And we still do everything that we can sticking it
To the man.
Fred once said -man we must be misled.
There must be something better than a van as a bed.
I said we got to do all that we can sticking it to the
Man.

I went to punk rock high and the school of rock.
And just like bill haley i rock around the clock.
I don't need a glass, i drink straight from the can.
That's the way that i am.

I was a popular guy at punk rock high.
At the school of rock i was cooler than the jocks.
At rock n roll university i got a doctors degree and a
Phd.