Jerry Lewis: Oh I know I gal who's a treat to the eye

The boys always whistle when she passes by

She's out every night not a night has she missed

and her mother says that she's never been kissed

Chorus: What?

JL: Yeah!

Chorus: Never been kissed

Never been kissed

It's hard to believe that she's never been kissed

JL: One night she went out for a row on the lake

The guy she was with dropped the oars by mistake

They drifted for hours until they were missed

And she still insists that she's never been kissed

Chorus: What?

JL: She's a liar

Chorus: Never been kissed

Never been kissed

It's hard to believe that she's never been kissed

JL: Well, the young man took a liking to her

He gave her some presents of jewelry and fur

Including a diamond as big as your fist

And she'll take an oath that she's never been kissed

Chorus: What?

JL: Ha ha!

Chorus: Never been kissed

Never been kissed

It's hard to believe that she's never been kissed

JL: Now there's a new book they're all talking about

Called Lessons in Love you have read it no doubt

I heard that it just made the best seller list

Well its written by her and she's never been kissed

Chorus: What?

Never been kissed

Never been kissed

It's hard to believe that she's never been kissed

JL: She married the best catch in town by the way

And said to the girls as she threw her bouquet

Just keep the boys guessing and always insist

That you are a girl who has never been kissed

Chorus: What?

Never been kissed

Never been kissed

It's hard to believe that she's never been kissed

JL: The end of the story is sad and here's why

I saw her today with a tear in her eye

I asked her the reason why she was so blue

And the she gave me I'll pass on to you

Chorus: What?

JL: Listen!

Never been kissed

Never been kissed

She married a man who has never been kissed

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