Curl Up And Die

Ultra Carb Diet Carpooling Stupid Fucking Life

100 M.p.h. Vomit Dedicated To Jon

Absolute Denial Of The Ultimate Nullifier

Damn Girl, That Shit Is Deep Like An Ocean

Doctor Doom, A Man Of Science, Doesn't Believe In Jesus, Why The Fuck Do You

Hella Vegas Kids Say Hella

Kissing You Is Like Licking An Ashtray

Lost My Job To A Machine

Make Like A Computer And Get With The Program

Nuclear Waste? Bring That Shit. (We Want A State Full Of Radiated Super Heroes)

Rich Hall (Runner Up In A Carson Daly Lookalike Contest)

Ted Nugent Goes Aol

The Nest Of The Face Hugger

The Proclaimed Bat Hunter

Utah: The Whoopie Cushion Of America

Your Idea Of Facism And Global Intervention Makes Me Puke

Antidepressants Are Depressing

Instrumental

Watch Your Face

The One Above All, The End Of All That Is